The Daily Drabble ([info]dailydrabble) wrote,

Coming out - H/D

"I thought the phrases quite tasteful, myself," Draco informed a red-faced Harry.

"This is not how I wanted to do this, Draco! I don't know why I'm with you, I swear to Merlin, I don't know," Harry muttered, shaking his head, his face in his hands.

"There's never a dull moment with me, of course," Draco said proudly. "Also, I'm perfection personified."

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THE DAY PREVIOUS...


"I enjoy giving Draco Malfoy immense oral pleasure!"

Harry clamped a hand over his mouth and froze, sitting in the seventh year boys' dormitory with his fellow roommates. Ron and Seamus stopped playing chess abruptly and stared at Harry, open mouthed and wide eyed. Neville and Seamus both looked up from their textbooks and stared as well.

There was complete silence for a few seconds before Ron cleared his throat and said cautiously, "What was that, Harry?"

"I--Ron--I--Er," Harry stood up shakily, looking quite horrified with himself.

"All right, mate?" Seamus inquired, still staring at the other boy in awe.

Suddenly, Harry shouted, "Draco Malfoy is perfection personified! I've been shagging him madly for the past few months!"

He staggered back, as if physically hurt by his outburst. He was so red it almost hurt to look at him. The four boys remained carefully still, not knowing how to approach the strange turn of events.

It seemed the outbursts were not to stop there, for Harry continued, "I don't see why you lot of dunderheads haven't wondered what I've been doing all this time! If you had cared to look at all, you would have found Draco Malfoy frequently pleasuring me as well!"

Before the boys could say anything to this, Harry fled the dormitory, a hand clamped over his mouth.

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THE DAY PREVIOUS...


"I wish there was just some way I could tell my friends about us..." Harry said idly.

"Oh, don't worry about that, Harry," Draco waved his hand nonchalantly. "You see, I've got it all worked out already. Just leave it to me."

"Er. You do?"

"Oh yes, it's all taken care of. Your friends will know all about us in good time."

"Uh.. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?"

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[info]operaboy05

July 17 2004, 22:19:46 UTC 7 years ago

*laughs*

That is kinda like my coming out. strange

[info]dailydrabble

July 18 2004, 16:51:44 UTC 7 years ago

:p

[info]cecine

July 18 2004, 03:49:43 UTC 7 years ago

Ahaha, that was hilarious!

[info]dailydrabble

July 18 2004, 16:52:02 UTC 7 years ago

Thank you!

[info]mugglerock

July 18 2004, 07:33:40 UTC 7 years ago

This is fantastic. You have Draco characterized perfectly!

[info]dailydrabble

July 18 2004, 16:52:15 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks for reading!

[info]ib_druggie

July 18 2004, 13:34:58 UTC 7 years ago

OMG TAHT IZ LIEK TEH GR3AT3ST EVR OMFG!!111one1!!1!11!!!elevenhundred1!!!!1

So I'm hyper. Your point? XD

[info]dailydrabble

July 18 2004, 16:52:29 UTC 7 years ago

HAH :p Thanks!

[info]slashprincess

July 19 2004, 08:11:50 UTC 7 years ago

Poor Harry! loved it!

[info]24_centuries

July 21 2004, 21:38:30 UTC 7 years ago

*squee*

I loff Draco's answer to their coming out =D

Whee! Harry really should have known better =)

[info]askmehow

August 13 2004, 13:33:08 UTC 7 years ago

Hee! This is hysterical. Never a dull moment, indeed! Very cute.

[info]dailydrabble

August 14 2004, 00:12:39 UTC 7 years ago

I went through and read all of the comments you left me, and I replied to as many as I could! I'm so glad you enjoy my writing, that means a lot! <33

I was thinking on having a request-a-drabble day on this LJ sometime soon, and you get to have first dibs, OKAY?? :DDD <33 *luff*

[info]simon80fi

January 19 2005, 01:31:28 UTC 7 years ago

Oh my gods.. That was... LMAO... Perfect. Just.. perfect. You have written Draco's personality so well and Harry... He should have known better. But what's done is done. Great story. I love it.

[info]pixie_wings

February 26 2005, 18:06:04 UTC 7 years ago

hahahaha
awww too bad for harry.

Anonymous

March 11 2005, 22:51:32 UTC 7 years ago

Funny, funny funny. Loved it:D

Anonymous

April 12 2007, 00:15:49 UTC 5 years ago

Steph

*giggles*

I love what Dray did... but I feel bad for Harry.

And, of course, Draco had to put in the line: "Draco Malfoy is perfection personified!"

[info]noshameno

January 2 2010, 04:44:08 UTC 2 years ago

Funny, cute, and extremely charming. I love when Harry gets all red-faced and Draco's devilish ideas. :)
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